Girlfriend clickbait. Bullshit. He threw a rock at a woman, or at most a woman he was hanging out with. Dick move either way.

Super Bowl 48 was a perfect example of the government controlling the weather. It was a beautiful and perfectly clear calm day for the game. Then the entire area got pounded with snow the day after.

When I get sprung on someone I beat'em off too.

I thought you were supposed to have tattoos on your forearms for this pose to work.

It's tweeting like this that works its way into the auto-correct algorithm, causing my rants to make no ducking sense.

Only three likes?

Looks like Seattle CAN run it in versus New England.

Flopper.

Now he can hire his own Butler.

I take down (shoot) 3-6 raw eggs each morning with either a juice or chocolate milk chaser.

Safety!

This is such bullshit. There is no way that all three of these people, sitting in a car, with no driving responsibilities, aren't buried face deep in their iPhone.

I have tons of gay black friends! I just disagree with their thug lifestyle.

He was to drunk to realize that it wasn't his glass house.

Maybe Hernandez and friends should have rode their bikes to a house party, because it appears they can't handle bars.

I hope that the University and the victims are able to find some common ground.

Proof that actors in Hollywood aren't real.