This guy should go to rehab. He shouldn't be beating people up for cocaine.

#christmode

Does the "tuck rule" apply in this case? I think he may have been trying to put the guns away.

What about their racists depiction of Canadians, you uncle fucker?!

That planned parenthood one is hilarious in it's absurdity. Even more so, because I shared that on facebook when it came out—and those bible-thumping "friends" from high school that I had, lost their collective minds over it. It's called levity, and in the right light, everything can be made into a joke.

You clearly haven't seen "Two Days, One Night." Marion Cotillard is the only real actress nominated.

It's TSN. In Canada, it's called Sportscentre.

Regarding emojis: Use them sparingly. Men should never use them.

Less history, more mystery.

You're full of shit, you know EXACTLY what Tinder is for and which way to swipe. You're probably one of those girls that says, "I'm not here to hook-up!" and then subsequently hooks-up and finds themselves back where they started—home alone, petting her cat, and swiping some more.

My eyes would be bloodshot and watery too, after a season like that defense had.

Terrorism is also subjective. That's why the "War on Terrorism" can keep going on. It's up to whatever party wants to make it their "War on Terrorism" and what they consider "Terrorism". With that said, my mother was a terrorist.

I don't need to try hard. It's really easy and a matter of perspective.

People in their (Muslim) part of the world think we (U.S./Western) are terrorists. So yes, relative.

So there is only one societal, political, or legal norms, actions, and/or ideology? Or do we all have our own idea of what that is? If we do, then it's all relative.

Guess the shoplifters should have been a bit more Incognito.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists, but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.

Lemon's inner thought process:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Terrorism is all relative.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists; but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.