Regarding emojis: Use them sparingly. Men should never use them.

Less history, more mystery.

You're full of shit, you know EXACTLY what Tinder is for and which way to swipe. You're probably one of those girls that says, "I'm not here to hook-up!" and then subsequently hooks-up and finds themselves back where they started—home alone, petting her cat, and swiping some more.

1) 7 into 11

My eyes would be bloodshot and watery too, after a season like that defense had.

If I plug this into the HDMI port of my Laptop will I have hacked the Matrix?

Terrorism is also subjective. That's why the "War on Terrorism" can keep going on. It's up to whatever party wants to make it their "War on Terrorism" and what they consider "Terrorism". With that said, my mother was a terrorist.

I don't need to try hard. It's really easy and a matter of perspective.

People in their (Muslim) part of the world think we (U.S./Western) are terrorists. So yes, relative.

So there is only one societal, political, or legal norms, actions, and/or ideology? Or do we all have our own idea of what that is? If we do, then it's all relative.

At eight years old you haven't been through, encountered, or developed; enough insecurities, economic hardships, and overall poor life decisions to project out onto someone else in the form of slap, punch, choking, stabbing, and/or shooting.

Guess the shoplifters should have been a bit more Incognito.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists, but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.

Lemon's inner thought process:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Terrorism is all relative.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists; but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.

Is this a joke? Why isn't he playing rugby?

Cancer sucks only slightly more than Whitlock.

Red bull - Vodka totally make sense now. Show a little excitement on the play Russian game callers.

It's like all those idiots that walk up the wrong direction on Penrose stairs.