I don't need to try hard. It's really easy and a matter of perspective.

People in their (Muslim) part of the world think we (U.S./Western) are terrorists. So yes, relative.

So there is only one societal, political, or legal norms, actions, and/or ideology? Or do we all have our own idea of what that is? If we do, then it's all relative.

Guess the shoplifters should have been a bit more Incognito.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists, but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.

Lemon's inner thought process:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Terrorism is all relative.

My girlfriend and I are both feminists; but as a man, I'm a bit better at it than her.

Is this a joke? Why isn't he playing rugby?

Cancer sucks only slightly more than Whitlock.

Red bull - Vodka totally make sense now. Show a little excitement on the play Russian game callers.

The Google has you.

Any chromebooks with 8GB RAM?

Donkey Kong Suh is the biggest piece of shit to play this game. Complete sociopath. I get that many players will try to get some little extra shot in at times, but this dude is an elementary schoolyard bully. At some point teammates have to be asking, "Seriously?!"

I hate you. +1

Donald Sterling dumped ice over his head before getting punched out in an elevator with Richard Sherman yelling, "Fuck her right in the pussy with a model airplane!"

"You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that ... and not to bring them to my games."

And the couches and refrigerators were non-existent, unlike other parades.

Is it really necessary for them to wear Nike sponsored Mennonite dresses?

Josh Smith is every dipshit in pick up basketball. Can't shoot. Can't play D. Refuses to inbound. Calls every contact foul (and a foul on missed shots). Always calling for the ball. And it's your fault he missed because you passed it late and threw his timing off.