It appears that the level of violence in your sport is inversely proportional to the level of violence fans inflict upon themselves. Start flopping better, grass fairies.

So what happens when Skynet becomes self-aware?

Who is worse, Peter King or Gregggggg Easterbrook? Is it apples to oranges? I mean, I prefer bananas myself.

The entire NFC West comprises Tier 2.

I feel like baseball is the one sport where it's generally accepted to be a fair weather fan. Move to a new city? Let's get cheap tickets and go to the beer garden. Chicks do this to meet a guy, I do this to meet that chick. Can't wait to see how my Marinationacubiants do next year!

Why? Why?! Be more constructive with your feedback.

Crikey! Rapping alligators?!

I'm confused. So who is playing the part of Christopher Walken, playing the part of Captain Hook, shooting Peter Pan? Is Peter Pan played by a female in this version?

First person to talk always loses. The reported didn't say anything more and Cosby just kept going and rolling with it—that subtle, passive-aggressive intimidation. Probably not the first time he's used that.

I really think you're underestimating Russell Wilson's skill-set.

Now let's see him come up with 700 yards and 14 touchdowns to match what Barry Sanders did in 11 games in 1988.

I'm feeling lazy, can someone see how his numbers compare to Barry Sanders' numbers during his Heisman campaign? Thanks. Good talk.

Nice one. Topper.

You obviously haven't been on the Green line.

I'm sure that sailed over a lot of people's heads. I went Iowa State during his tenure.

Don't they do that impression before he gets hit. Like, arbitrarily shut down and single track it the rest of the game.

It's not like anyone got hurt being thrown under the bus. Most people in DC use the trains anyway.

Here's a thought: Cooper is dead. Suspend disbelief for everything else.

Doesn't matter if there was helmet contact or not. Play the ball, not the receiver. Very simple.

I want to hear from the pro-enforcer guy that says, "Might as well call it figure skating now!"