Ginn: "Batman's no-kill policy is pretty non-negotiable, whether he's driving or not."

Kilborn!

Which do sea creatures prefer? Bottle or can? Does one make for a better reef over the other?

I think it's time Jack Zduriencik got a little credit for sticking with the young guys on that team. I know it's early in the season, but Mariners' games might just be watchable this year, and perhaps Felix gets some actual run support during his outings.

Tibianest, these jokes are starting to Ware thin.