Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

If they just pay the players they could have hired professional thieves and this whole caper would have gone off without a hitch....

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Lol, you’re complaining about being quoted out of context (when you weren’t) is peak irony! You are officially the least self-aware commentor I’ve met on Gawker Media that wasn’t a republican, bravo.

What? 1) Katrina is not a correspondent, she is national spokesperson for his campaign.

Usually, it involves pushing an old person in a wheelchair into the deep end. It’s an acquired taste.

In all my years of swimming, I never saw a “ceremonial first swim”.

I have an outstanding $35 ticket in Philadelphia, which has probably doubled or tripled by now. I refuse to pay it. Occasionally I’ll get a notice in the mail about it. I live in a state that treats parking tickets right up there with people who rip tags off of mattresses. Philadelphia can go fuck themselves.

Good analogy.

Really? Which white women have starred in a Woody Allen film and are going after Parker?

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

In 2012, the due date for your non-refundable 50 percent payment for Saints season tickets was Friday, March 16.

Nonsense. I’ve taken LSD every single day my whole life and my language center is absolutely potato.

True, and some people are black and women. Simultaneously. Like me. Maybe this wasn’t the intention of your comment, but it’s upsetting to see people suggest he’s being targeted because he’s black. Black people are often under stricter codes of conduct, but I can’t live in a world where people suggest that Parker…

Fuck him, his rapist co-writer and the his supporters online. Especially his online supporters who are trying to guilt Black women like me into supporting his unapologetic, rapist-ass just because he’s Black. Guess what, a-holes? I don’t support rapists of ANY COLOR, full stop. So you can get the fuck out and miss me…

Yes, the timing is indeed suspicious. It’s almost like the public didn’t know Nate Parker even existed before and so can only now really care about a rape case which was previously swept under the rug. Weeeeeiiiiirrrrd. 🙄

Of course it’s not the gorilla’s fault the child got in there. But the child got in there. And the child was in danger because of the gorilla. I don’t believe in “killing other living beings just because a human gets stupid” either - what a dumbfuck thing to say. Harambe wasn’t killed just because a human got stupid,…

How will they feel when #Don’tBlameMeIVotedForHarambe swings the election in Ohio?

Agreed, her crime is one of the rare ones that convicts her peers and not her.

If any track nerds are out there....