So...you taught your son...not to trust his friends...because they’re white.

He’s a junior playing football at a small college in Iowa now and has so far avoided guns, drugs, alcohol...

Not every black person's death is a hate crime. He was on drugs, shooting an assault rifle and threatening people at gun point. Hallucinations and guns are not a good combination. I don't understand the need to make certain cases national news except to outrage us, when there's enough to be outraged by. This, the girl…

to cover your bases, you may want to warn your son about getting high, wildly shooting his AK-47, and aiming his gun as a threat at other hallucinating gun owners.

In addition to corruption, unions can be a complete disaster in other ways. A friend of mine is furious about how worthless all his coworkers are because they all know there is almost nothing they can do that would lead to termination. Over the years, the union has lead to the entire company stagnating and failing to…

You can shut the fuck up too pendejo!

That isn’t an assault rifle. Assault Rifle has technical requirements that it wouldn’t meet (generally just requiring it to be a rifle that has selective fire between atleast semi-automatic and some form of automatic fire).

Is it the players putting the Reddit mods in a difficult position? Or the game devs and publishers who release incomplete and broken games literally every year?

I was not speaking about such folks. I was mistaken to give the impression that I think that *everyone* who wears a beard is a trendy douche, because I definitely don’t think that. Poor wording on my part. Best wishes, and apologies to all non-trend-following-douches.

I have absolutely been served a full meal at pretty much every Michelin joint I’ve ever frequented. 

Sigh. Literally every single point you have made is wrong because you fundamentally don’t understand how any of this works. Let’s go through them.

“multiple small and large scale studies have failed to find a convincing causal association between aluminum exposure in humans and Alzheimer’s disease.”

Gabe’s link forwards to the link you got, which then forwards to the bestbuy.com link

Gabe’s link forwards to the link you got, which then forwards to the bestbuy.com link

Jez being incredibly tone-deaf and talking out of both sides of their mouths?

How about you keep your snarky comments to yourself?

I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

“Not wanting to have a rapey Love Potion No. 9 plot in a book feels like a reasonable ask.”

i appreciate that i’m too old for some types of music, and i do my best not to judge and generally stay away.
but holy crap, i heard a drake song once and i honestly felt that i was more stupid after i heard it. i’ve never felt that way before, so....yay?

It’s fingerprinting every single one of your pictures to compare against a database. Is that not enough of a privacy violation? 

I became comfortable bartering with my friends for rides, insisting on buying them sandwiches or bottles of wine in exchange for an inconvenient trip to pick me up.