"I really enjoy music criticism and thinking about pop music in a cultural context because pop music is so malleable. I find that fascinating."

Have some respect: it's Hardbody Mahal. He doesn't even know what a "cheat day" is!

Hearing the crowd chant "YOU DESERVE IT" as Reigns gets hurled dome-first into a concrete pole was smark done right.

My point is last night was the final culmination of this failed experiment. After now several years of Monday Night Reigns, all they had to show for it was an entire arena telling him to just go away. The fact that he was controlling which curse words were being hurled at him seems like a pyrrhic victory at best.

I don't think I've ever seen the nuclear-levels of heat that Roman received last night. Part of that is on him. Cena knows how to engage in self-depreciating humor to help disarm a particularly smarky crowd. When Reigns said "I have them in the palm of my hand," I think he was trying to convince himself.

"This was the best Ring of Honor show of the year!"

It seems that WWE has settled into the idea that NXT is the "hardcore" product, freeing up Mania to be more of a pop culture spectacle.

My sister and I both travel for our jobs so this our usual goodbye text.

These characters were fun to hang around with when I was eighteen, but much like Clerks, these guys are losers going nowhere in life.

Graves trying to put over Reigns' cardio was his funniest joke of the night.

Wow, this novel sounds great and not at all cliche.

My problem with SNL's political comedy is it's usually stuff I've already said throughout the week. McCarthy's Spicer was the first sketch in a while that actually felt fresh to me.

Her Sean Spicer is like the unholy offspring of Steven Seagal and Saul Goodman.

When you have the ball, you don't want to settle for field goals when facing against Tom Brady.

There's no real need for another football league. If you want semi-pro, why would you watch the XFL over D1? You're better off financing a rugby league or something because you won't have to compete against the biggest brand in America.

When they moved Umaga out of the 10:40 time slot, it was all downhill. Umaga 10:40 is gone but not forgotten.

I enjoyed this show, although my one major critique of the Rumble match itself is all the part-timers were held off until the mid 20s, which made the on-screen action less exciting as everyone was just waiting for the real stars to arrive. Also, if it ended up being LOLREIGNSWINS again, I might have put a hole through…

I miss LayCool. They were so goddamn vicious on the mic that I couldn't help but laugh. I always considered them the female DX.

I don't think the Authors of Pain are uninteresting at all. They're big men who actually have impactful, flashy tandem offense. I really liked the tag team match because it told a great story.

The problem with Stephanie as an authority figure is she constantly puts herself over instead of the talent, and then never gets her comeuppance at the end of a storyline. For as much time as Vince has hogged on television, he's been humiliated time and time again. Hell, Randy Orton nearly decapitated him that one…