Some bands sound like the opening montage to a movie about high school. This is one such band.

Let’s stir this beehive up. Circumcise or nah?

All due respect, I’m team University of Chicago on this one. Kudos to them.

I hate that we diss guys trying to play D.

OK. But does that address the Jamaican teams recent dominance? Asking because I legitimately don’t know.

That’s valid. However, didn’t he make a rather suspicious leaps in finish times in like a year? Something like low 10s to 9.5s in less than a year?

He was a pretty disgusting racist as well.

Gandhi...

Victor Conte disagrees with you. But I certainly get your points.

L. O. L. I mean it in the sense of basic physics not in the more metaphorical sense relating to aggression.

Also: Stimulants are PEDs.

When? Probably lots of times. When was he outed for doing so? Not sure. But there was sure a whole lot of smoke around that Greene fire, wasn’t there? Coaches, training partners, etc.

Which doesn’t disagree with my statement. But does point out that my choice of the word “absolve” was too strong.

Probably because the act of penetration requires force.

Not a lawyer but my guess is because they are actors in these instances. It may actually boil down to the nature of our body parts themselves.

Mm-hm. Fact: Bailey and Bolt are the only two men’s 100-meter Olympic champions since 1984 who have not tested positive for drugs at some point in their careers.

Uhh... Yohan Blake + Justin Gatlin = 2. And that’s just what I know about as a guy who pays attention to track and field once every four years.

A while back, I attended a talk by a PED expert. He showed an image of Lance Armstrong leading a pack of cyclers during a stage of the Tour de France. This was before he got caught. He circled the heads of every cyclist in the image trailing Armstrong and said, “Every guy who finished behind Armstrong that year has…

Normally, I don’t recommend shitting where you eat, but when you’re hardworking, dedicated and surrounded by other hardworking, dedicated folks, sometimes fucks are gonna happen.

Y’all need to lay off mocking people trying to live forever. That’s some cool shit. However, I completely feel you about all this #disruption just being about exploiting the system and getting rich.