And you get a scandal! You get a scandal! You get a scandal! You get a scandal! Everybody gets a scandaaaaalllll!

Ah, mediocre! Internet!

Is North Korea testing the new administration with their missile test? I wonder how the pompous self aggrandizing megalomaniacal wannabe dictator with bad hair who inherited his wealth from his father will deal with Kim Jong-un.

You'll be Thor afterwards.

The trick to doing what Kellyanne's job is to have no shame.

This certainly brings back a lot of fond mammaries.

On my world, DC means DCertion.

Written by Paul Dini.

I would still say that Batman: The Animated Series is the best representation of Batman ever. As dark and dramatic as it was, it had many hilarious moments. It created the Condiment King.

There just isn't a very high demand for fashion that make women desirable to their fathers.

Dr. Wolf is hilarious. The way she puts down the zombie rats is so great.

Alternative flirting

And we're all part of the soap opera Last Days of our Lives.

Why you gotta insult people with small penises?

Trump thinks the only people who are people are the people who look and think like him.
But if he walked the footsteps of a stranger, he'll learn things he never knew he never knew.
Oh wait, he can't do that, because of bone spurs.

It was a good set pees.

Nobody cares about Matt Reeves taking on the Batman.

And Trump can't even change the channel due to that terrible bone spur problem in his joints.

Trump did promise his customers that they'd win so much that they're going to get tired of winning.

I'd buy that for a dollar. The Trump Taj Mahal that is. It's worth about a dollar right now.