Every single one of you that didn’t list the Escalade/Navigator is wrong.

Well, they didn’t give us an AWD hybrid, that seems like a big mistake.

The middle states that are almost as big as western states, but that still make you go 55-60 are the WORST. Looking at you Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Better door gaps than a Tesla

A that price you could drive it for a few years, enjoy it, and sell it for what you paid. That in line 6 is not going to give you any trouble and everything is dead simple.

Add AC and a manual transmission and this would be my perfect spec.  As it sits, it’s rust free and low miles, NP.  

Back in the 70's there was a company called VEMCO that built a very odd IFS 4WD systems for Chevy and Ford vans. The transfer case had two outputs in a Y configuration and each front wheel got power through its own angled driveshaft.

1986 was the first year of the AWD system on the Tempo/Topaz. It was available on both 2 and 4-door models of various trim levels.

Unless your car is already broken, in which case: I bet I can fix it.

Armed forces and passport control are the only things that come to mind for me.

this needs to be mandated just like every other mandated vaccine, especially in schools

Hey, what’s a guy gotta do to get shot in the face around here??

NP, but the green and wood-tone exterior with that grey interior is kind of jarring to me. It needs a tan interior for sure.

They teased us and left us wanting

Release one in Forest Service green you cowards!

Dark green is the true car color. This shade is a touch bright for me, but oh so right on the whole.

Sometimes, “wrecking.”

I know, that is probably the right word. I want to use but it sounds a bit “rescue-y” for every day conversation.

There was at one time:

Somebody once told me
the waves were going to roll me
cuz’ I’m the roundest boat in the shed
I was looking kind of dumb
With two 11 inch guns
And a circular shape knocking sailers dead

Well the pitch is coming and they won't stop coming
Anytime there's waves or the crew starts gunning
Sure it made sense and it seemed real fun
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