also shoutout to the clerk behind the counter, who is so clearly unimpressed with this whole situation. she’s just watching it all like “i hope these assholes finish this up soon so i can take my lunch break”.

i don’t understand a single part of the interaction between shirtless mcgee on the ground and the cop pointing his gun at him. why did either of them do a single thing they did in that situation? how did the dude not only not get shot for repeatedly trying to grab the cop but somehow faked him out and managed to run…

i would have called this comment an asshole spoiler move, but the fact that so many people apparently read it, went “nah he’s gotta be fucking with us”, and were still taken by surprise makes it just a brilliant fakeout

i came in to say nearly exactly this. i remember laughing in pure delight for pretty much the entire credit sequence, then giving up on the movie about halfway through

drink your broth soup from a mug! or a flagon, if you happen to have one around. drinking from bowls is awkward

unless you wear diapers, you can probably control your flow of urine. i’ve never tried to control cumming more specifically than on/off, but i don’t see any reason to think it would be impossible.

if you want it to boot faster, just use hibernate and it’ll be even fasterfaster since you still have open whatever you were running. all fast startup does is silently take away the ability to actually fully shut down the computer.