I honestly cannot tell what happened. What happened here?

Oh, I thought he was going to spit the likely contaminated water out

Would not expect this of a one time fledgling pro-wrestler from Hattiesburg, Mississippi

I love how people say this as though it is something entirely effortless— Like, smile more!

This is the first time i’ve been somewhat disturbed by the tenor of this headline

There’s totally a punk band in south FL. called “The Pussy Generation.’’

To be fair, .... shit, no he wasn't at all better than MJ.

Thristy?

This video starts to become utterly hypnotic after the first 10 loops, try it out

DeMarcus is this Nation’s greatest living person

no.

Who thought this was an Alex Jones video for a second ‘till the DeSean Jackson part

Winnipeg Jets’ prospect?

That would be like the shittiest obituary ever

any way** fuck you keyboard

That’s right, folks. ...Being polite is not in anyway virtuous, don't be kind each other

#Bemean

That’s right, folks. ...Being polite is in way virtuous, beadouchemovement.

This title would be like the worst obituary ever

Apparently Rio looks a lot like Rochester, NY