I’ve never put my hand on ANY women … In my whole entire life, No Sir.

He’s no Luke Walton.

They are one of the better WNBA teams.

The pancake got a better tip than most IHOP employees.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

+1 Goal line interception

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

Meanwhile, on Birdspin:

Pfft. All this talk, and not one mention of the real way to stop him..

I love that in the context of current professional baseball salaries, $8 million for one season is considered “peanuts.” Crazy.

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

Close up of Crabbe defending:

I’m not surprised that the Rockets CEO felt the need to speak out. James Harden obviously wasn’t going to defend himself.

Bernie coughed first and it was much more authentic.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

I don’t really remember the last time we had a team that was this much fun, let alone an all-time great team. Not a great NBA season top-to-bottom, but so much fun at the very top.

I would love this! As long as they didn’t have sponsors on their jerseys. And I didn’t have to scroll through five ads on Deadspin to see the article about the highlights.

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

I wouldn't expect a suspension. It was only his first yellow car.