Tom Bombadil is the Squirrel Girl of Middle Earth.

“Marvel doesn’t want to upset the kiddies.”

Fox’s obsession with the FF reminds me of a gambling addict sitting at the roulette table, muttering to himself over and over again, “I’ve got a good feeling about THIS time!”

The wildest rumor I could hear about the next Fantastic Four is that there are plans to make it at all.

She’s over 50. It’s not her fault she’s still crazy hot.

I want more female lead characters, like anyone else, but I’m not sure why so many seem to be demanding this male character be remade into a female one. Sure, it’s possible in the fiction, but why is it so important? Why not make a new female character and have her establish herself on her own merits? Would that be…

NONE SHALL PASS.

Everybody go home.

This is just another reminder that we need Tron 3. Preferably with a better actor, an actual plot, and better writing/dialogue. But keep the visuals and the Daft Punk soundtrack (perhaps with some collaboration by Giorgio Moroder), and you’d have something amazing.

I can hold it together for the actual death, but what gets me(shit it’s getting me now and I’m not even watching) is Kraglin’s reaction when he sees that Yondu is getting a Ravager funeral.

Well, it’s no Cones of Dunshire, I’ll say.

Who wore it better?

Who wore it better?

Try not to watch any movies on the way to the parking lot!

Scientology isn’t a religion. A religion likes to explain to you how it views the world, it’s fundamental purpose, its secrets. Judaism tells you to follow God’s commandments and you’ll do well. Here’s a bunch of books where you can find them at your convenience. Christianity tells you to worship God and Jesus and…

You mean you didn’t like when the trex and the raptor gave each other bro (or sis) nods after beating the bad guy dinosaur?

Then maybe don’t watch a Jurassic Park film. Every film’s plot is “experts being total idiots”.

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’
26 And the Angel said, ‘I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.’
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”

I thought the ambiguity was important. If you come down hard (heh) on one side, then it’s kinda pandery. Gay folks don’t run around making sure everyone around them knows that they’re gay 24/7 despite what the O’Rileysphere thinks, so portraying characters in a fashion that leaves the door open without kicking you…