35 years ago. 1987

Netflix is Nutsflix.

Don't be bad, please. No Book of Obi Fett. 

Well, they do believe in scient. 

Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. You're glib. 

So Will wasn't Arcade Fired?

Yes Yes Yes. 

Wat if, for one night only, we form a supergroup that performs Damn Yankees songs?

Have you heard my cover band, Yankee Milk Hotel Foxtrot? We exclusively cover this album, but in the style of Neutral Milk Hotel. We always felt this record needed more fuzz bass and singing-saw. 

Here's how you write a headline: Corden CorDONE. 

Damn, Qanon keeps getting weirder and weirder. 

Everybody knows Qui Gonn died at Little Bighorn. What this show presupposes is...maybe he didn’t?

Whatever, Dad.

For 30+ years the K-Mart in my hometown was right across the street from a Target. The Target parking lot was always full. The K-Mart parking lot was always empty. How did they stay open for all this time when no one ever shopped there? I do know that they used to have a layaway plan, which is good for some consumers…

From now on, before I check into a hotel, I’m going to ask if you’re staying there. And if you are, I’ll send a pizza to your room.

I saw her live on that same tour. She stood on top of a speaker cabinet and didn’t wear shoes for part of the set. Revolutionary!!!! 

And how can this list not include Brody Sarsaparilla from Soliloquy DEATH$&%£π\✓ability?

If life is a bowl of cherries, how come Michael is the Pitts? 

Notright notright notriiiight.

Shut up, you extremely sensible and reasonable bastard!