He should change his name to Sam Barnasty.

That took a left turn. 

Chris Rock turned the other cheek. 

A sincere thank you for your thoughtful reply. It all makes sense.

I’m disinterested in Megan Thee Stallion’s music, but don’t let that ve the reason to hate me. There are plenty of reasons to go around!

Noonan! Nnnnnoonan!

The cast of Friends grew insufferable over time. A cast of modern 20-somethings has the opportunity to be immediately insufferable. Let’s do it!

Hilarious! I had no idea. 

The best I’ve done is read Wikipedia articles to explain shit that happened in Clone Wars and Rebels, etc. The cartoons don’t intrigue me at all, but the stories sound pretty cool when they’re summarized. Either way, I don’t like having to do homework for a series where they were just as capable of creating original…

I wish his lower half had lived instead of his upper half. Robitt on top half and Maul-wang on the bottom half.

Grow a friggin' mustache, Offerman! 

Hey, Willie! I’m gonna eat Mrs Ochmonek’s cat!

I hate to say it, but I would be okay if they used a CGI Elvis rather than a human being who looks nothing like him.

I'd set it in the 90s, with only 90s references and videos, etc and market it to people who originally watched the show. I'd go see it twice. It doesn't need to be updated for the TikToks and the instantgrams or the youtubes. 

That’s what Big Bird wounds like now? Its not that hard to do an impression! Just listen to this:

I don’t want to read this article. Gimme the short, flaccid version. 

Pff. Dude sounds like a jackass.

Who’s performing? Snoop and Eminem and Mary and Kendrick and...who else?

Where did the driver buy the dice on the mirror?

That is what I’m saying. It’s if I drank 12 beers in the first couple hours of a Friday night. I still want to drink more beer - keep ‘em comin’! But I can’t continue to drink 6 beers an hour. If I do, I’m gonna throw up and it won’t matter if I’m drinking a fine, craft brew. I’m not gonna appreciate it or be able to…