Maybe President Zod started typing huh-ray but nodded off at the keyboard, accidentally hit a ? and then clicked publish. If this is true, maybe we ought to be concerned that President Zod doesn’t know how to spell hooray. Somebody wake him up and find out. I’m not gonna do it, though, cuz I don’t give a shit..

What did Bill do to the space toilet?

If I had to choose a favorite, it’d be Jabber Jaw.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This is the year of Dismukes!

How about a comedian instead? This has nothing to do with these artists, but rather the tired nature of the halftime show itself. It’s a mess every year. It’s not good TV. Of course, the comedian idea would be as hard to pull off as it is to find music acts that satisfy everyone’s tastes. You know who coulda done it?…

Abba Zabba, you're my only friend.

Im not gonna bother to read the article or watch the video. I’m just gonna trust that the first line is, “Alright stop, refrigerate and listen.”

Tell us about the bed sores, Grandpa! 

Agreed. He'll become Anakin Wonka.

So you’re saying you Chalamet not see this one? 

Spoiler Alert: Boba Fett’s real dad is Sheev Palpatine!

Some may complain about the wild boars, but I’m happier’n a pig in shit to see them.

I’m torn. My instinct is that someone needs to tell here to cut.it.out. But then again, everyone makes mistakes and maybe we just need to have mercy on her.

He’s good! Deleting "Alec Baldwin as Trump" files from my brain. 

Mikey Day seems too often relegated to being the guy with one foot in reality in sketches. He’s always the incredulous guy who’s frustrated with whoever is doing the antics. I’d like to see him stretch himself into more character work. 

Emma Stone as Billie Jean King.

Doesn’t Aunt May have it hard enough?

That boy ain't right. The propane and the propane accessories! 

Sounds like a fun time! Maybe while I watch I'll jump on a trampoline and punch myself in the nuts. 

Wayne’s World! Wayne’s World! Party time! Excellent! Etc.