*cut to four-second parody of Witness*

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

This line thinks it’s cute, it knows it’s sexy. It’s got the looks that drives the girls wild.

Poor guy got Kronwalled.

I couldn’t just pick a couple of examples. so I’m just going to recommend that all y’all go over to Twitter and do a search for #curryscentedbitch. Azaelia Banks is never gonna get those burn marks off her ass. 4 ril.

You know what? Why the hell not:

I’m pretty sure you’re right, which in hindsight is fucking hilarious, but I think any wrestling fan can understand why Ric would say that (Ric was easily a technically superior wrestler than Mick, but at the time of the statement, Mick was making a hell of a lot more than Ric, even when you consider that Ric was in…

The problem still lies with the question of whether Ryback is a draw and deserves to earn the money of a draw.

Ric Flair, arguably the second or third most famous wrestler of all time (Behind Hogan and above/tied with The Rock) was a good worker as a champion, but was also known for being willing to put talent over,…

No, this is his point: “Every single person who works for WWE from top to bottom is absolutely just as valuable as the next.”

He’s not wrong though.

I was hoping this was a really well done work on the first view, but after seeing it a few times I’m just hoping he’s ok.

I just watched the whole thing and I loved every minute of it. I’m a middle age (42) white liberal white lady, and I’m wondering what the fuck is going on with the audience. Good for Larry pushing harder.

to be slightly fair to us wypipo, most of the jokes from white people that make black people feel uncomfortable seem to be ones that center on black people being stupid or inferior in some way that is not about morality. the kind of thing you can get righteously and correctly mad about, but not uncomfortable.

Killer Mike.

Prince wrote the song...

I am hopelessly incompetent with neti pots. In my hands, they become an at home self waterboarding kit. All the fun of torture without the imprisonment!

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

Jesus, people.

Draymond reminds me of Bernie to an extent. They’re both logical. They’re both strong minded but with class and respect. They’re both beloved even by opponents. I’m not certain that Elizabeth Warren knows who either one is.

Look, y’all don’t have to believe this, but she actually wrote me and thanked me for calling her piece ‘hilarious.’ Everyone processes things differently, and sometimes a humorous tone helps express something difficult.