“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

I use coconut oil to pull the thc out my vape left overs. In a little mini crockpot with water in it and a mason jar. im not a huge coconut fan but the weed taste and the coconut flavor almost counteract each other in a beautiful way. Great in brownies.

The Red Sox grew suspicious of Sandoval’s offseason training program when a representative from Rawlings reported they had to use an entire cow to source the leather for his custom-made glove, and Sandoval requested the meat. It was when Sandoval requested 3 additional gloves be produced the following day that the…

Ugggggggggggh, I can see the reaction now that will undoubtedly loop in news cycles for the next 48 hours:

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

It is unclear whether sprinting on a home run is a violation of baseball’s unwritten laws, or counts as playing the game the right way. A meeting to determine the answer will be held following the next Springsteen show.

Dude needs to stop having so much fun.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

Her attorney is garbage.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

SHOULDA PAID FOR THE WWE NETWORK. IT’S ONLY $9.99 MAGGLE!

To be fair, Shane doing a super fake ‘ elbow drop’ from a thing and through another thing a safe distance from his opponent is kinda his signature move.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Yeah, let’s look at that...

I paid some lady put braids in my hair the last few days of my honeymoon in the Bahamas because the ladies on the beach wouldn’t fucking leave me alone asking to braid my hair every day, and I thought why not. Such a mistake. My scalp got sunburned in between the braids, which then peeled off in long strips. Cultural…

Thank god Neville was wrestling a pro like Jericho who knew exactly how to act in that situation.