*Sploosh*

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

Yeah Mayor Dog has plenty of chill.

My favorite Salty Teen is Jimmy Legs on the end. Girl is PISSED she's not the focus of attention.

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

I think they meant "deeper" but autocorrect swooped in because that particular tween is also part of the Teen Mom fandom.

"@darrenrovell: Yep, never watched an episode of South Park."

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

I honestly just feel sorry for this woman, because she's lost something beautiful, but she's too limited to ever really know it.

The point is that there exists a double standard where people focus more on black criminals compared to white criminals and Kenya is pointing that out. Why hasn't Judd Appatow criticized Woody Allen? Why do people have no problem talking shit about Chris Brown but say little to nothing about Charlie Sheen? Being a…

No way, you say? He stepped on Rodgers's ankle with his right leg and then proceeded to take another step back to step on Rodgers's calf, coincidentally the same calf that Rodgers injured earlier in the game.

I just cannot stand her. I mean, not that my Black ass means anything to her. But:

"Seth Rogen and James Franco have apparently decided to cancel any future media appearances for their new film The Interview following threats made in connection to the Sony hack".