LeAnn, tho it wasn't necessary… thank you for giving me reason #3827983275987 for hating you. Kindly take a seat and STFU

I think he may have been going for some kind of superman punch. Either way, when you're wearing a rash guard to fight, maybe just stick to the basics.

And this is okay, throwing objects at heads is not. This is professional soccer, not a WVU football game.

This article was a disappointment for not even once using the word "penis" to describe Rovell.

*raises envelope to forehead*

Knowing a bit of the context, I believe he meant to type "your MOM," not "you, MOM." I think he was referring to his ex-wife's mom. Not that he becomes a more sympathetic figure at all, just that I believe that's what he's referring to.

Ladybugs 2: Bugging the S&*t out of me