*fingers crossed*

Her ex said something bad about her and now she’s self centered and haughty?

Aim for the bushes. 

the other guys - secretly amazing and underrated. 

Somewhat unrelated, but am reading “A Very Stable Genius,” and I guess when Trump and his lawyers were having their boiler-room sessions about the Russia investigation, Ivanka would routinely just wander in and basically, “Hey guys, whatcha doing?” and Trump would coo over her and the lawyers would just stop talking…

“I’m the smartest of President Dad’s three kids! Hurray!”

I dunno.  I mean, when he says “you can’t buy personality” he’s definitely speaking from experience.

You just wait until he turns his sights on Tom Steyer. It’ll be brutal.

There's no jiz, nor is there any bam.

PSA: DO NOT USE YOUR GUN AS TOILET PAPER!

So what you’re saying is that I should sell every position in my portfolio and invest 50% in an ultrashort S&P ETF and the other 50% in canned food, guns & ammunition?

Yeah, I loved that scene too. Unfortunately in that scenario, the poor old man lost all of trust in her once she shown her full colors. She was too little too late in trying to make amends.

Well, hello ASAC Hank Schrader. Great introduction of two classic characters from Breaking Bad, and Hank’s rapport with Gomie was just flash-forward like in how natural, effortless, and of course entertaining as always.

And imagine the smell of the sweat-roux she dumps out of it when she rolls it off. Yikes. 

I imagine a fart would remain trapped under the fabric (?) like a single pocket of bubble wrap. No place to go! 

Might I add, that if you feel patently uncool singing or humming happy birthday out loud or in your head, there’s always the Ramones version from the Simpsons, which is way cooler:

Re: Them calling it a “Season Finale” rather than a “Series Finale” - they want to leave it open for a season 2, where El Cucuy’s mother (played by Meryl Streep) comes to town to find out what happened to her son, and everyone is needlessly keeping it a secret for some ill-defined reason.

That is a very reductionist view of Flav’s contribution to PE.  He also contributes “FLAVA FLAAAAAV” and the occasional “TELL ‘EM WHAT IT IS!” A Hype Man has to have several clubs in his bag...

You’d be utterly wrong in this.