I don’t care how innocent these photos supposedly are; to me they’re creepy as fuck.

reminds me of this... :D

Dotard Donny is thinking:

ha, you never combed the Bible. It loves the hate. “but Reverend, doesn’t the Bible teach us to forgive??” “eh, somewhere near the back...”

I know it’s not the most unusual thing, particularly as I’m a middle-aged man, but I’m kind of astounded every time she headlines a movie that she is as famous as she apparently is despite not once having been involved in a project I’ve had the slightest interest in watching.

I love when they get shut down so hard that they don’t even respond.

Exactly. There are plenty of convenient bus routes and stops where I live, but do I ever ride the bus? Fuck no.

The one I used to love on HGTV when I had cable was “Holmes on Homes” because Mike Holmes actually knew his shit and did make sure that everything was to code and he was a stickler for that.  That was a pretty educational show.  This Old House is to HGTV as Julia Child’s The French Chef is to Food Network.

Everyone gets to smoke and dress like they’re in the shitty Navy.

Absolutely. Lots of realism about the time and skill needed to do a reno right — and lots of respect for the basic nature of the house. Also lots of explaining what they are doing and why they are doing it that way. Last year they revisited the first project they ever did, some 40 years ago, and as I recall it had…

If you are squatting without safeties (I hope you have bumpers) then make sure to not wrap your thumbs around the bar. Makes ditching it behind you much easier and safer. Also, you might want to have some space in front of you as well because when you shoot forward to avoid the bar rolling down your back you don’t…

If you want a badass-looking recovery from a bench miss, just roll it down to your hips and sit up normally, then place the bar onto the ground and start doing Pendlay rows immediately.

Joe Perry’s already got the jump on the “Babu Frik mustache” bandwagon.

That’s one down. Now, what do we have to do to stop the rest from playing?

You mean Mrs. Crandall?

Are we sure Mrs. Krabappel isn’t keeping his drumsticks away from him again?

TOBY WONG!

“I just got arrested for making the perfect meal!” -J. Dahmer.