i agree to a point, but at least in the boston area, the crimes this kid got away with before the murder are well known and show a pattern of escalating violation and instability. the cult of jerry and the aura of the red sox allowed him to slip through the cracks time and time again only to come back and do something…

its kind of bullshit for him to deflect all responsibility for what his son did. jerry’s fame enabled jared to slither out of countless run ins with the law. the boston globe did a good job chronicling all that jared got away with leading up to this murder. and while hindsight is 20/20, its not that hard to see how…

they were most definitely contributing factors. All there kids are psychos in one way or another. The other brother, Jordan, was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman, and the daughter, has been arrested numerous times, most recently for breaking and entering and assaulting a police officer

well, they’re married, so i’m sure most of the ball juicing is self service or with a side piece by now. 

oh, bacon fat is king, but the mrs. is a vegetarian, so communal eggs can’t be cooked in that fashion. the sacrifices we make for love. 

i have effectively stopped my wife from cooking for me for this reason after she once made me an omelet with using about a tenth of millisecond’s worth of a spray of pam into the pan as the cooking oil, whereas i’d use two sticks of butter. and she wonders why when i cook for her the food is actually enjoyable

its not a joke, its a statement of fact.

its better to be vaporized than to turn into something resembling the toxic avenger

hey, the dead homeless guy i saw outside of Union Station last month was just a figment of my imagination.

re: cat shits

while i haven’t snowboarded or skateboarded in years, i can say this definitively: fuck skiers, fuck rollerbladers, and triple fuck anyone on a razor scooter

vaguely? she could be cast as Mrs. Ed and nobody would blink an eye. 

i was always partial to the serial killer subplot of this episode. Kramer’s suggested nicknames of “the denoginizer” and “son of dad” always get me.

oh, his stage 1 nasal rosacea, aka the irish tan? 

dude loves whataboutism. definitely a trend in the comments. 

lol, maybe they can recreate when lohan’s coke dealer beat the shit out of paris hilton’s brother. 

the parade abruptly stops after 15 minutes when half the roster decides to stop in a Super Sexe on St. Catherine’s and doesn’t come back out.