came here to post this. am not disappointed.

memento mori - so do whatever the fuck you want as long as is doesn’t directly harm someone else. 

a theory is that gendry will be able to smith the weapons to kill the walkers, as i believe his apprenticeship was under one of the few armorers who could work with valyrian steel.

real talk: ian mackaye is kind of a dick, and i say that as someone who has a minor threat tattoo. 

“That’s a clown pitch, bro”

dude was around for some crazy shit. the pics of him as part of the boston crew in the 80s are so cool

Utah can disappear into a sinkhole for all i care. Its the Alabama of the west. (my cousin’s husband was a cop there until he was outed as gay, was excommunicated by the mormon church, was fired as a police officer the same week - for being gay, and then was literally told to leave the state by his entire community.) 

whats cartoony about an invisible aston martin?

yes, he implied in his note that he would be cleared and she could have his money immediately if he punched his own ticket. 

not sure if it’ll be week 5, but he’ll certainly tear it before the end of the 1st quarter of their first meeting with the patriots. 

the best time to grocery shop is at 8:30 am on a Saturday. the stores are filled with exactly one type of customer: “the all business shopper”. Everyone knows what they are getting, where it is, and is hell bent on getting in and out as fast and painless as is humanly possible. it is the model of grocery shopping…

as someone who thinks soccer is a dumb sport, i can say this: i can’t name a single guy who plays on the MNT, past or present, while i can name at least 3 for the WNT. So on the fame-meter alone, these women deserve equal, if not greater, pay than the men. and i might just be pulling this out of my ass, but isn’t the…

i took a girl to see the premiere of the toxic avenger 4: citizen toxie. the theater eschewed traditional trailers before the movie and just played a montage of hard porn from the 80s for 10 minutes. it was our first time hanging out together... it was slightly awkward.

the dead letters out of this will be gold.

sober guy here: most women i’ve dated were cool with me not drinking (hey, always a safe ride home!), but two of them actually freaked out on me for it. it certainly wasn’t a secret (i was very upfront about not drinking), but they just couldn’t handle it. When those relationships imploded i could only say that my…

smart play would be to be too injured to play, but not retire formally until the contract expires. more or less the opposite of what bobby orr did on the blackhawks (he didn’t cash his checks when he was injured)

i would love to take everyone on boston sports radio, save for like T&R, put them on a chunk of charles river ice and push it out into the ocean. they are a blight on humanity.