constipation is infinitely worse than diarrhea. you can stop diarrhea with a handful of imodium pills. breaking the dam of constipation is truly god awful. i hope it never happens to me again. 

so... they stole the plot to Gone Baby Gone?

and rand paul wouldn’t win a single fucking thing. 

thanks a lot, soy milk

last week i got caught in traffic behind a guy watching a movie or tv on a windshield mounted iphone. i passed him as soon as possible. 

he was also excellent in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, which is a criminally underrated movie if you ask me. 

while i tend to agree, it really depends on the parish and diocese. i was raised in a catholic family that went to a very liberal church in MA, but my cousin in RI goes to a catholic church were the priest definitely still talks about 9/11 being caused by the lack of prayer in school, and the congregants have not left…

filosofem is unfuckwithable. great album, even if varg is a total shithead. 

+one for the coriolis effect

Comedy: The Big Lebowski

the first time i saw the d-day scene in saving private ryan was one of the most intense experiences i have ever had. i saw the movie mid day with my dad, and in the row in front of us there were WW2 vets. the way they reacted (sobbing loudly) made the footage seem all that more authentic and visceral. it will be…

he absolutely faps to hidden ‘security’ cam footage of ivanka boning, so he has definitely seen the kibbles and bits of the kush.

great, because our track record in central and south america is so fucking sterling. 

i agree, the breed is spectacular. its a damn shame that people focus on them for all the wrong reasons.

dont bother with a pitbull, i have one - they are more likely to lick a burglar than they are to attack, unless you’re a dickhead who trains a dog to be a weapon, in which case you shouldn’t have a dog. 

lol: “would-be Benicio Del Toro blockbusters”

said it before, will sadly say it many times again in the future:

fucking hell. can we please put WEEI onto an chunk of ice on the Charles River and push it out into the ocean? they provide nothing positive to this world.