I have always been very meh dgaf about Dunham, but for some reason, her saying people were triggered makes me hate her.

I’m prepared to get shit for this, but 20 is far too young to have a child. Hell, your damn brain doesn’t fully develop until 25. Yes, she’s rich, which will give the child an imporant leg up in the world.

Lena Dunham said (via Twitter) that some of her friends were “triggered” by Kylie’s pregnancy? Why? What does that even mean? Why would one person care so much about the uterine occupancy status of a person they don’t even know?

He’s always been a fucking loon. Google some of his pictures with Ivanka when she’s a teenager. If people are only thinking he’s gone off the deep end in the past year or 2, they haven’t been paying attention.

* Colin Kaepernick did not vote in 2016

Sorry, have to disagree. 20yrs old is still a kid. Big time.

That baby isn’t just a prop!!! It’s a spin-off.

I wonder if it will have her old face.

They’re saying this thing is due in February, which means Kylie got pregnant in May. They started dating in April. She got pregnant ONE MONTH into dating him??!?!??!?!

Awww. Best wishes to the two of them on the impending birth of their prop.

For real though... why don’t young people use condoms anymore?

Definitely, don’t ask Spicer any questions via text or email or he will “contact the appropriate legal authorities to address your harassment.” [Axios]

The magic of capitalism ensures that whatever people do to make a profit must be good for everything.

People need to STOP interviewing Spicer. This man doesn’t deserve redemption. Keep him off your late night shows. Keep him away from award shows. Keep him out of your magazines!

Today, I announced a new Executive Order with re: to North Korea. We must all do our part to ensure the complete denuclearization of #NoKo.

But but Sean Spicer said he was just a volunteer. I am so confused.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

“And if you find yourself in the presence of a person with a tremendous amount of power, no judgment or willpower, and a resting face that resembles a gassy baby trying to smirk and shart at the same time, whatever you do, you must resist the urge to smack that look right off of his face. Don’t let him know how tired…

Is she the pot? Or the kettle?