Am I alone in not giving a fuck about Kevin Hart? I find him annoying.

Pretty sure Oz is Muslim so I don’t see Trumpkins approving of that choice.

This afternoon it was reported that “Ivanka Trump opens up about experiencing post partum depression.” I don’t believe it’s true and even if it is, it’s the least she deserves.

Is anyone else shocked he hasn’t been appointed Surgeon General yet?

What an idiot, she says her role is to advise and inform, yet somehow also feels it’s not her job. She’s just sitting comfy in her made in china over priced knockoffs playing nice to him because she wants to stay in his will.

Dabs feel like doing hard drugs. I’m a serious smoker and I only do that shit if I don’t have to get anywhere near a car.

A blunt is specifically rolled in a cigar wrap, which is made of tobacco leaf. They are brown, are sometimes flavored, and smell like shit. Nowadays you can just buy the wraps without the cigar tobacco inside of it.

Ooh, alright, time for that-time-I-got-too-high thread! I’ll start.

I actually have my own thoughts on porn, and do believe the mass majority of “popular” porn is degrading to women. I do not enjoy it. But here’s the thing- I just choose not to watch it. I don’t make laws out laying others to partake. If it is legally produced, all actors are of age and legally consenting, well...…

He’ll just yell that the map is a big meany and liberal biased, stomp his feet, shit on the floor and run off.

Definitely not Venezuela or Iran. I’m putting even odds on NK, but only because it looks like his pecker poking out under his gunt and he might reflexively point to it if Ivanka Melania was in the room. Of course it’s just as likely he’d point to the Indochinese Peninsula.

NoKo, Venezuela,Iran.

Trump’s threat at the UN that “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea” is really unprecedented. This is no off-the-cuff response to a question, or cranky early morning tweet, but a centerpiece of a…

1) promised to “totally destroy” North Korea if Kim Jong Un, whom he referred to as “Rocket Man,” threatened the US or her allies,

“...so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow”

Did we cover the fact that Donny Two Scoops got a mention of Trump World Tower into his speech to the GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE UNITED NATIONS?

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

I really honestly think we can go without Republicans in any major office for awhile.

This is direct threat and nothing will happen to him. He is also provoking North Korea. Welcome to Sundays.

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.