So today alone I heard about 4 different people who regret their Trump votes. A neighbor’s husband, a friend’s elderly mother, and two other acquaintances, they think he’s a big dope now. Isn’t that so nice of them to have a change of heart? A change of heart that’s too little and too fucking late to reverse course…

Not to look past what you’re saying, as it’s all 100% valid, but Trump’s use of his apocryphal tale makes no fucking sense. No “radical Islamic terrorism” for 35 years? What does that even mean in the context of early 20th Century Philippians? I know the Islamophobes think that the words “radical Islamic terrorism”…

He was able to comment because he had seen all the facts and figured the whole thing out. You know, his typical standard.

Remote Control!

I mean MTV Unplugged? You mean the series that gave us Eric Clapton’s brilliant performance. Nirvana’s amazing, soul stirring album? The reunion of Kiss. Rod Stewart, Mariah Carey, Aerosmith. The underappreciated hip hop edition with De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest & LL Cool J? That show? Doesn’t MTV have another fifty…

But I thought Mad Dog Kelly was supposed to rein him in? How long before he bolts or is fired? I mean just look at him:

Can we remind ourselves of the fact that every single thing that the Clinton campaign, real journalists, honest pundits, and everyday people warned that would happen with trump as president has in fact happened and continues to happen.

Oh I’m so over people blathering on about wanting outsiders in government. I’m finishing a degree in public administration, and it makes me crazy that wide swaths of Americans think it’s beneficial to have someone in office that knows absolutely nothing about the field or profession. It’s like saying ‘GE should really…

I’m starting to think Kelly’s position on limiting Ivanka and Jared’s access to him is part of a strategy to get him to blow himself up. She’s been his handler for years and he’s the only one who can talk him down—it’s no coincidence this conference took place when he was tired and sundowning and they weren’t there.

“Trump, as reminder, doesn’t want to be president. He wants to be a dictator. A Baby Dictator, who poops his diaper and then assassinates his staff for not cleaning it up fast enough.”

Can someone please tell me: Are Jared and Ivanka still welcome at their synagogue? Are they still part of the congregation every week? And if so, WHY THE FUCK?!!!!!!!

And lets not forget that the first half of that statement was Trump expressing dismay that black people were handling his money.

Hah! Her cuteness got those nazis to spill their stupid racist guts (trying to impress her since they never get to speak to live women....only the blow up kind).

It’s no coincidence that Trump chose Munchin as the Treasury Secretary given his thoughts of Jews handling money. He once said that “The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. Those are the kind of people I want counting my money. No one else.”

Not to mention that Bill Gates is a majority shareholder in Republic Services waste management. This company owns a landfill near St. Louis which is currently on fire underground. It is slowly encroaching on a nuclear waste dump. Although Gates has been notified about this, he doesn’t seem to care.

Fuck these CEOs and fuck coporate America. They all lined up to kiss the lunatic’s ring for a chance to directly lobby him, in cynical bid to increase their profit margins under the guise of creating jobs. They never cared about the working class, they just wanted access to the deranged emperor.

“On the bright side Mr. President, hardly anyone is talking about North Korea right now!”

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

Low in tannins, melanins, and IQ points.

When you need the finest alt-right white to serve at your next soirée. May I suggest the Sauvignon Blanc or the Gewürztraminer?