I hope the bystanders were...let us say, enthusiastic in wrestling him to the ground.

I’m picturing a bunch of people, sort of standing behind his chair and squatting next to him, speaking in hushed voices ‘you don’t want to be seen as a real bad guy, now do you? So you’re gonna need to say nazis are bad. Good boy’, like talking a kid into doing something they don’t want to.

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

Because Big Pharma has a lot of money to influence the government.

Donald is as soft as a pile of whipped cream. There is nothing remotely tough about being an asshole. He’s weak and pathetic, and his big talk doesn’t change any of that.

It would be news, though.

Melania Trump has thoughts...

that is a pretty compelling picture she took with her phone of a scanned image on a computer monitor, you have to admit.

Poll: Half of Republicans are morons.

This was the phrase he actually made up:

Nice, but you forgot “Period.”

Haven’t you been paying attention?

Actually, many, many good people have told me: Trump invented fire. He’s just waiting on the patent.

He really does have the best words!

Truman, of course, used an equally chilling threat in the context of nuclear annihilation. But Trump understanding something about the trajectory of American history? Let’s not get carried away, here, with crazy suppositions!

Trump sent an incendiary and unprecedented threat that escalates bellicose tensions with a hostile nation? Unsurprised.

He doesn’t mention the American people at all. This is entirely about him and how he will look.

There he is, bragging about how popular he is among Cubans, and what does he do? Undoes all Obama did to make peace with Cuba.

Donald, you are a dope.