So, is anyone else worried that this morning’s baseball shooting will be beaten into a rough approximation of our very own Reichstag fire?

69ing is why I know what my partner’s butthole tastes like.

yeah at that point a thumb is in there, anyways

uh-oh....

Because it’s part of you and therefore, beautiful.

*humms lyrics to Brown Eyed Girl*

Yeah, we don’t give a shit. As much as it’s true that I’ve seen the butthole and your man/woman/men/women’ve seen the butthole, it’s the furthest thing from on the brain. If a girl I was with did that I’m pretty sure that would be about the only thing that would draw my attention to how her butthole looked, because it…

As a straight dude, I’m kind of amazed women *don’t* know this already. Not only is it very clearly on display, most dudes enjoy spending time staring at it. It’s one of life’s simple pleasures.

Circucumcision as an adult.

Just watch some porn and all your questions will be answered. It doesn’t take a magical school bus to find that which you seek.

Completely accurate. And if the lights are on, I can go full-Salvador Dali and count the wrinkles.

They’ve all seen it, trust. Many have likely thought of exploring it.

Don’t bother. He (or she!) has already seen it, enjoyed it, and Did Not Care what color it is.

Seriously, the people who are mortified at having their buttholes on display for their partner...they’re already INSIDE you, you think they’re worried about your butthole?

I got my butthole bleached once because I was paranoid that my bf (now husband) was grossed out by its naturally dark color. I didn’t tell him I did it and he never seemed to notice. A couple years later we were joking around with some friends at a dinner and I brought up that I’d had my b-hole bleached and my bf was…

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

I genuinely do not understand how you would do it from behind (either on all fours or lying down) and not have the dude see your butthole at some point? Like, how?

Was this ever a question? Really?

“Like the president, I’m not concerned about sea level rise,” he said. “I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.”

“When I asked people their thoughts on climate change, everyone had the same answer. They said it doesn’t matter what’s causing it. They are sick of hearing debates about human-caused or natural cycles. They want people to open their eyes and see what’s happening to Tangier.”