I have no idea if this is related, or if anyone else has pointed this out, but it’s Orange Julius’s birthday today. I really wonder if there’s any correlation in motive.

They already are. Just read any newspaper. They just don’t become national news or there would be no time for anything else.

I’m sure that the people concerned for Rep. Scalise’s well-being will be speaking up any minute to condemn this attack as well. Any minute now....

Shootings have always been a daily part of this nation’s lives... or at least, for the last 50 years or so.

I’m sure President Orange can’t be bothered to act concerned for victims of a shooting incident two times in one day. That would cut into his TV watching and tweeting time.

I think what we actually need is more guns, there just doesn’t seem to be enough when these sort of things happen.

If Katy Perry had the same level of “talent” that she currently possesses but weren’t hot, none of us would know her name.

I feel like quite a few of you are missing the obvious sarcasm in my rhetorical question...

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

She kicked ass in the Comey session too.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

I have to state the obvious, for someone who maintains his innocence, Trump sure acts like he is guilty as hell.

Man beheads chicken because he can’t find his cock!

Would it be fair to say that Trump is the most dangerous threat to the environment after the industrial revolution?

Cruelty for cruelty’s sake. Is this what turns on his rabid redneck fans?

It’s ok, George Michael. Your uncle has some illusions up his sleeve to keep pop-pop out of prison. Despite the light treason.

On all the cybers!

Head of The Cyber!

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?