Haha!

Hmmmm, do they check to see if you got paid by RT?

“I’m President,” exclaimed Trump. “Can you believe it?”

Ivanka Trump’s “Women Who Work”

Maybe if I shake the lock it will open!?!

Perfect timing for this news!

Did someone leave a bowl of Dippin’ Dots on the podium?

“In a pattern now familiar in the Trump administration, Manning is uniquely unqualified to oversee the current $286 million that’s distributed for family planning under Title X”.

I thought his name was, Miley’s Dad

Does Goop have some fancy meaning?

“He certainly doesn’t want to see turmoil and death. He doesn’t want to see it. He is a good man. He is a very good man and I got to know him very well”

Don’t fuck with, Aretha!

I saw on the news this morning that our very polite Mayor of Austin is in DC to discuss this issue. I said out loud to the TV “good fucking luck, buddy”!

Paid protesters I’m sure.

Thanks Obama!

“This concert was a major challenge for him. 5 years ago he would have made a move on Kendall and Hailey, but now he exercises restraint.”

I’m going to do so much in my first 100 days. You’ll be tired of all the winning.

It’s a beautiful chocolate cake. Perhaps the most beautiful cake. It’s the perfect snack to have while ordering missile strikes.

My Wife has worked this event for the Obamas. There is no fucking way this administration will pull this off.

But, did he wait a half hour before going into the water?