[UPDATE] The NY Post has taken to defending her. Another Palin parallel, and another reason to fire her.

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You have the perfect username for this story.

My sister had breast surgery earlier this year and it practically screams out in the post-op take home directive. DO NOT USE HEAT. I guess that's why. Holy shit though that would hurt like hell, feel bad for the woman I really do.