I’m dying. So good.

Oh fuck yeah, chicken bakes all day mayne

Really? This is the hill you’ve chosen to die on? So glad there aren’t other pressing issues in our world today, and that we can finally end this scourge of butt hurt talk.

Way to bury the lede. THE Jonathan Crompton is tweeting!

Too soon? My fantasy team says yes.

FDT

Yes like Tractor Traylor and Taylor Lewan

Alex Rodriguez and his whack batting stance on Griffey 64

Monday Night Nitro!

Bingo! There’s at least 3 dudes there who would stroke out on hookers and blow.

NONE FOR YOU HIGGINS!

Let us never forget:

No way

You sure about the Horns?

Let’s just suspend him 6 games and get it over with.

Sounds like BYU.

Needs All the stars!

Thanks for the write up here. As a former Floridian (safe and dry in SLC) from Manatee County, the story about the manatee’s was all over my social media feed’s. 

I can’t stop laughing.