Madison Bumgarner (the girl he hooked up with)

I know, so how about Willie Mays?

OHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAHHHHH

Barry Bonds

+1 Blast from the past here.

Dammit, as someone raised in the Manatee/Sarasota area this is stunningly accurate.

+1 huge mess left at the ice cream bar

+1 meal of gruel

Uh what the fucking fuck?!?!?! Who does that one (don’t answer, I know), and why in the hell would you ever, ever, EVER brag about it?

+1 layoff

Go Utes - Class of ‘13

Dying at my desk man. So good.

+1 Robot

INXS

the second you cut up and mix into canned chili.*

This should have a nightmare fuel tag.

And this is why I scroll down so far!

I am high AF and dying right now.

Fucking dying at Laotion Crotty. John f’n Crotty!

Naw, at least pogs were fun to play with.

Naw, at least pogs were fun to play with.