This dude needs to get the talking points out to Dems ASAP.

I smell a spec script. It practically writes itself.

I’m having a hard time articulating the sound of popping my ear drums with chopsticks, but I’m pretty sure that’s the lyrics

Everyone who was on the fence about feeling empathy for the lady who voted for Trump and subsequently had her husband deported fear not! This is who we should feel for!

Yeah but those hips don’t lie yo!

Sees this image on the website’s homepage and immediately stops downloading app

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

BUMFIGHTS! Holy shit 2002 flashback

I mean I’m not picky after a line and a shot. Tiff can get this dick.

SIGN. ME. UP!

Goddamn, burn it with fire!

Fuckin dying

It’s all good my friend. That title game sucked so much ass that I’d rather just let all the games blur into one blob.

Fuck Outta Here B.

Gonzaga Oregon

Dying

AOL and Yahoo merging under a Verizon umbrella

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

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