Dude, just roasted a bowl and can’t stop laughing my ass off out loud.

Relevant:

THIS!

I fly right by them man. I play sports video games on a pretty consistent basis for an employed 30-something, and I could give zero-fucks about any Compete article.

Man I still remember that flag hitting him vividly. What an amazing timing shot by the photog there.

Hahaha I’m dying

Mic drop!

Hopefully not as horrible and disgusting as her first appearance. 

#KeepShaking

But what about my $1 entry in tonight’s daily fantasy league that featured Dame and Wiggins???

Holy shit, found a new sport to bet on!

+1 fatty rail

I don’t know why, but this is cracking me the fuck up this morning. So good.

Co-signed by a bitter Rays fan from ‘09

Fuckin right. High Five!

+1 toothpick

Yeah actually because it was weird and forced.

Country Mac logic!

Fuckin weirdo ass mormons man