Does it carplay?

Too busy suing Lamborghini over the Huracán design

Clown shoe?

Maybe I'm on a higher intellectual plane, but if they are reading this, they don't need the internet; they already have it.

Air intake?

Presumably the individual responsible for not including the E39 has been sacked from life. NOBODY OMITS THE BEAST AND LIVES.

From the looks of those swings....no.