In Timesplitters 2 they had these “hidden” old school arcade games in the menu, one of them was called Anaconda, and it also had a multiplayer option. I think me and my friends had far more fun doing that than actually playing Timesplitters proper. Also it had the best music:

Reminds me a lot of Geof Darrow as well. Very ornate with lots of clean outlines

yeah the slow-dreary-cover-song-played-over-intense-action shtick is really starting to get old. I think for me the moment the trend was wearing out it’s welcome was in the AC: Unity Trailer, hearing Lorde sing a cover of “Everybody wants to rule the world”

sweet naive little girl, the witching hour is indeed at 3am but it’s not because you’re the only one awake...

Jon Snow’s direwolf is named Ghost, for a second I thought you were taking an unhealthy interest in a dog, which was doubly confusing because it doesn’t wear clothes so it’s already naked you weirdo

For those who didn’t play Mass Effect 2, I think it’s worth mentioning Martin Sheen’s character starts off kinda shady guy you have a vague sense is up to no good, and becomes a full blown villian by the end of the series.

$500 for that??? I’m pretty good with photoshop, what have I been doing with my life? I could be making bank by now

I hope at least one of the tracks features a woman belting out “WHOA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Here is a witty comment about Tebow and him being a president coming from someone who does not know enough about football to really be attempting this joke:
Tim Tebow shouldn’t run for president because he is not good at running while holding the ball and that is a skill fundamental in football so you see he his bad…

exactly my thoughts, skittles did it first and better.

I haven’t watched this show since season 2, but judging by the top image Carol’s undergone some startling changes, most notably her left hand was bitten off and replaced with a dangly rosary that she (presumably) wields like a tiny flail against undead foes, is that about right?

Some people, it seems, are determined to be on the wrong side of history.

Here, I’ll have a go: “There, there. You didn’t win because you weren’t the worst. Only the most awful garbage-monsters can make it to the top of Stank Mountain. Rest assured though, you are still awful...just in a more tepid kind of way.

cool, thanks for clearing that up

So maybe this is a dumb question, but I guess that would make this a coed fraternity? What little I know about frats comes from Animal House, but I thought a defining feature was they were male only, and then you have sororities which are female only, but I guess this combines the two?

Ah Sahara, National Treasure’s less popular little brother. Still, not a bad movie to fold laundry too...

I didn’t think users cared so much about profesions on an app geared toward facilitating quick and easy hookups, that’s why I cut to the chase and just put “not an axe-murderer”, but it seems to be having the opposite affect. Why do my reassurances of safety not appeal to womenfolk!?

Does uncle whats-his-face still do timely Bullwinkle impressions?

While they’re at it, get Power Glove back on the phone too, that soundtrack was pitch perfect for that game

So that dumb cave-dude from the “leap of faith” video with the leopard-print headband is Hurk from the other Far Crys, right? Even his cave-talk has a southern twang to it, or am I just imagining things...