I like the part where people act like they are better than you.

I know people in this comments section are going to lean hard into “but free speech!” and standard refutations of corporate speech and consequences aside, depictions of Native people like this made me shitty to Native kids when I was a kid. Like, I legit thought going “How” and miming feathers was not just acceptable…

13 beers? Sack up and feel shitty at work on Monday like the rest of us.

Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

...the answer is so obvious.

Did they file an environmental impact statement?

Liz killed Liz

Too bad he couldn’t get the death penalty like his brother Craig out in Reno.

I’m a criminal defense attorney, and I can tell you that there are a lot of private defense attorneys that do not take sex cases, full stop. Maybe they have personal qualms, maybe they don’t want to subject themselves to looking at the evidence (often a traumatizing experience in and of itself), maybe they are in…

See, this is likely completely inaccurate. I’m guessing the Qataris used gold.

I’ve got it on good authority that Steven Seagal works for the taliban.

No wonder he let Magic drive to the hoop so easily in the early 90s.

He should’ve known. It’s Coleman, not Colewoman.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Finally Oregon wins a meaningful Bol game.

The Stallings hire was an immediate turn off (especially cause of the Sheldon Jeter thing). Just seems poorly done by the higher ups... I mean the downfall from Jamie has been awful. As you said, so sad.

#KneeToo.

No shit she’s a lesbian. That woman looks like she lives in a vagina.

You left off the best holiday song ever, Robert Earl Keen’s Merry Christmas from the Family.

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.