Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

I am an XXy woman. I successfully conceived and delivered my child. I have naturally occurring high levels of testosterone. I am also a sofa schlub. There’s no way in hell I or my android pelvis could perform as well as the *LEAST* testosterone laden of the competitors.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Best analogy I’ve heard: saying “All Lives Matter” is like going to a doctor with a broken arm and being told “All Bones Matter” and sent home without being treated.

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

Uh, no. But I have made a joke in a comment section.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

Can you imagine if real issues were taken this seriously?

If ESPN really wanted to remove ex-employees who have been critical of the company since departing from their programming, they wouldn’t have aired it at all.

Luckily for Carlson, it was accidental, which means he cannot be suspended (per NHL guidelines made up just this morning).

“I will be able to say ‘I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winners”

Ha! Dude wanted a Trout souvenir, but only came away with a red herring.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

No, you’re crying.

Nice review as always Evan. But first is Fallout. Nothing will change that. Except for that English paper I have to write by Thursday.