“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

I hope Cashman gave him a gift basket of signed items before sending Jeter home in a cab.

Props to reader Anthony, who emailed around 12:30 ET with a few games still going on:

I would like to vouch for Martha’s Vineyard (Nantucket, rest of Cape Cod) in September. It is ideal. It is warm. It is generally empty. Perfection.

A: No one is suggesting that we take confederate flags away from individuals.

you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

As much as I love the idea of a diarrhea catapult I imagine that you’d have to actually put the diarrhea into a water balloon if you actually wanted to achieve any real distance.

After everything that has happen on the flash, I am so fucking ready. Seriously DC stop making movies and just make TV Shows!

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

"DAMNIT, now everyone is going to think it's so goddamned easy!!"

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Dancevic says he was hallucinating before he fainted, and thought he saw a certain cartoon Beagle: "I was dizzy from the middle of the first set and then I saw Snoopy and I thought, 'Wow Snoopy, that’s weird.'"

She wanted stability so she married a guy that had been married 3 times?!