"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

"DAMNIT, now everyone is going to think it's so goddamned easy!!"

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Dancevic says he was hallucinating before he fainted, and thought he saw a certain cartoon Beagle: "I was dizzy from the middle of the first set and then I saw Snoopy and I thought, 'Wow Snoopy, that’s weird.'"

She wanted stability so she married a guy that had been married 3 times?!

Holy shit, a completion in Oakland.

Has no one discussed the fact that the pilot is named "Wolfgang Burnside"?

HE'S NOT SOME PIECE OF MEAT HE'S A PERSON TOO!

A sign that Big Brother has won is when you start censoring yourself, instead of simply speaking your mind and stand the critics afterwards.