What do her appearance fees suggest? Reality-TV personality? Social media influencer? Porn star?

LeSean McCoy had hired her to help him host a party but that, when she arrived, it ended up being more of a family barbecue—and afterward McCoy refused to pay. The woman also told police that she was forced to leave behind thousands of dollars in jewelry at McCoy’s home, and later added that she suspected that McCoy…

yes, all eight teams in the league are the Ballers

Milo Yiannopoulos as a callous British abortion doctor described in the script as “an Anglo-Jew from India, with an unusual habit of an awkward giggle at the end of every sentence.”

Crossover, crossover, crossover pass.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

Throwing a new manager under the bus 3 games into the season is like criticizing the body of work of a new NFL headcoach halfway through the first quarter of the season opener. In other words - peak Deadspin.

“There’s nobody of any color that should say it. Period.”

It’s tragic how misguided SNL is in thinking “The Californians” is some beloved classic we’re all wanting to see again. Far, far from it.

Sister Jean is not my lover.

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Has Kershaw considered that maybe Ohtani was bored because Kershaw is one of the most boring professional athletes out there? Dude has never given an interesting interview in his life; I can’t imagine he’d be able to give a good sales pitch.

“All I wanna know is, did your mother suck up on some toes?”

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Kellyanne broke the law once again, and once again, nothing will come of it. Because nothing matters anymore.

Hey now! That’s a slanderous head line. She was in the critically acclaimed Entourage movie. Stick 2 sprots!