Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Awful fans and all, I hope they win. I’ll be happy knowing that a) Donald Trump is sad that his “great friends” Brady and Belichick lost, b) Trump’s aides lie to him about the result, he Tweets his congratulations to the aforementioned “great friends” and gets liked and retweeted by about 100k Russian bots, or…

FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAY AT WAWA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

Thanks to this site, the first thing I think of whenever I hear the word “Philly” is Samer’s story about tossing a football in an alley and having the ball land in a pile of human shit.

Some of us like to drink and get out of our apartment so we don’t feel alone, but don’t really want to talk to people.

Hello, local North Side Chicago resident here.

Too bad the 76ers don’t have anybody to sell this as part of The Process with a straight face. Hinkie really was one of a kind.

Definitely crossed my mind last night whether they decided to re-edit the clips of this that they used or if they had already realized that Austin raping McMahon with a foreign object was something that won’t fly in 2018.

Anyone check on Drew?

So that incredibly detailed story along with his confirmed phone number and apology isn’t enough? She needs to be outed and have people know who she is simply because she had the audacity to tell someone that Aziz Ansari engaged in sexual misconduct with her? Gross.

What matters a little less is whether what he did was “misconduct.” I’m leaning toward he’s kind of a pushy asshole, not a date-rapist.

I am leaning more and more toward this theory.

I think you guys shoukd just stop watching films and tv because you do nothing but suck the fucking joy out of life with horseshit like this.

Man, I don’t know. Was Dwight Schrute actually “likable”?

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”

Cool.

Are you a Scientologist, a sex pest, or both?

Based on the picture, are we sure she’s not really Elway’s kid?

So his cover for being the sort of fan* that leaves games early is that he’s a shitty parent? Cool.

Larry,

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!