Does this count as another major?

Does anyone else hate going to the beach? I married into a family of beach obsessed people and feel alone

Are those cops handcuffing him in that top picture?

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

One correction: the NJ gubernatorial primary is June 6th. The winners of the GOP and Dem nominations will move on to the general in November. So anyone who wants to vote for Brennan, go vote on June 6th.

Shame that we get so excited when a white person speaks the truth. Gods know I appreciate it, but still...

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

Alex,

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

How is it possible that this motherfucker has THE WORST possible taste with everything. Literally everything. He’s a fucking caricature.

That would be her father.

Is that a rhetorical question?

I have no love lost for James Comey, who I do think impacted the election, and no I don’t think HRC was blameless.

Heathens. At Coors Field you are only supposed to drink Fat Tire.

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I am seriously starting to think about preparing to leave the country. It would be very, very difficult, and not what I want to do at this stage in my life, but I think it’s not a bad idea to at least have a plan. Things may get very bad very quickly, and we may not be allowed to leave once the shit hits the fan. I…

WHAT DOES KATLIN JENNER THINK AH MY GADDD

I’m sure this leak is false. Trump will definitely fight for the LGBTQ community because he held up a rainbow flag once and Milo says he’s totally legit.

Mike Cernovich is a prime example of what happens when a guy who never got laid in high school starts thinking that the problem is the rest of the world, not himself.