As we are Olde, let me point out the obvious. Trump is hanging on to them with that Benevolent Old Man Grip. See the persistent rhythmic pulse of the arms and hands? (“I’m not going to last much longer, please be kind to me.”)

I do genuinely wonder: can the men come to work in, say, unbuttoned polo shirts maybe? You know, tasteful business casual, etc. One of the complaints I saw was “it’s summer, it’s so hot”. Men are, I think, literally required to wear coats, preferably black ones. I have zero problem with the sleeveless dresses, and…

Woo for translating that in my head before reading your Google translate.

I think when Macron didn’t let go, Trump started feeling emasculated, so he tried to “re”assert dominance by pulling and yanking.

I’m pretty sure there is nothing barring the men of Congress from wearing sleeveless dresses now if they choose to.

“The male representatives will have their own new dress code.”
- Paul Ryan

....yes on the mani/pedis

Soylent Orange probably spends most of his alone time yanking his Macron, because you know he’s not getting any from Melania.

Maybe Macron is determined to hold on as long as possible and give Donnyboy a taste of his own handshake medicine.

Police: “Freeze!”

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

It’s hot as balls in Florida, and it is my personal theory that the heat fries your brain. I’m from Mississippi, and people were always shit crazy in the summer.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

I know I enjoy reading lots of fairy tales and whatnot, but I am so enraged by this that my only semi-coherent response to this is as follows: Burn the monarchy down to the ground.

“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.